(n)- an animal that moves so fast that it cannot be identified.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
We went around the curve and something jumped out in front of the car causing us to swerve and hit the pole. The responding officer asked what it was. Our reply was: "We don't really know. Perhaps it was a slopahoundasaurus."
You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a newdefinition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a Sowhound... oh wait it’s just Bourgeois”
A person is attracted by the contents of skips and who takes an activerole in recycling what is in them.
Wife: "I don't mind you looking at other women, I don't mind you leaving your socks on the floor, I don't mind you being late home but YOU ARE NOT becoming a skiphound.
A person of loose moral values who engages in frequent promiscuous sexual activities with an exorbitant number of people who are usually in a relationship or otherwise committed. Said person is also usually very unattractive.
"That Jen, boy is she ever a slamhound! Did you hear she hooked up with the entire football team? She's not even that cute!"
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."