You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new
definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag.
Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “
yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process.
First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to
chug Tito’s throughout the
day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk