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slopahoundasaurus

(n)- an animal that moves so fast that it cannot be identified.

(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.

(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
We went around the curve and something jumped out in front of the car causing us to swerve and hit the pole. The responding officer asked what it was. Our reply was: "We don't really know. Perhaps it was a slopahoundasaurus."
You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a Sowhound... oh wait it’s just Bourgeois
Sowhound by Pricey1097 February 1, 2021

skiphound 

A person is attracted by the contents of skips and who takes an active role in recycling what is in them.
Wife: "I don't mind you looking at other women, I don't mind you leaving your socks on the floor, I don't mind you being late home but YOU ARE NOT becoming a skiphound.
skiphound by tokenman January 21, 2009

slamphound

A guy who is completely addicted to pussy; a pussy hound.
That guy is a greasy slamphound.
slamphound by eurotrashjet December 25, 2008

slophouse 

a female whos excessive drinking results in absolutely no control over her body or gentleman she will engage in sexual relations with at any given time
sara is a gigantic slophouse

slamhound 

A person of loose moral values who engages in frequent promiscuous sexual activities with an exorbitant number of people who are usually in a relationship or otherwise committed. Said person is also usually very unattractive.
"That Jen, boy is she ever a slamhound! Did you hear she hooked up with the entire football team? She's not even that cute!"
slamhound by seaships July 16, 2008