To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
by screwthetroll July 25, 2008
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A compliment you say to somebody for inderectly suggesting that you find them sexually attractive.
This term applies to comments where you intend to or accidentally hint that you think they're attractive.
This term applies to comments where you intend to or accidentally hint that you think they're attractive.
"Did you see John give my wife that sluthanded compliment at dinner? He's obviously trying to be sly about making inappropriate comments toward my wife, and I will not tolerate it"
-- Self-conscious married douchebag
Example of an actual sluthanded compliment: "Hey your girlfriend's dress looks really good tonight, she could model in that, you're a lucky guy."
-- Sly and smart toolbag who clearly wants to fuck his friend's girlfriend
-- Self-conscious married douchebag
Example of an actual sluthanded compliment: "Hey your girlfriend's dress looks really good tonight, she could model in that, you're a lucky guy."
-- Sly and smart toolbag who clearly wants to fuck his friend's girlfriend
by somerandomasshole July 2, 2015
Get the Sluthanded Compliment mug."I want a man with a slowhand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
by Pinball King March 11, 2023
Get the Slowhand mug.To pretend to be compassionate, kind, etc. in order to manipulate someone else, often for the purpose of exploiting or swindling him or her. A form of deception common in romantic relationships and business deals. A slowhandler is different from a golddigger primarily because slowhandlers are pursuing very specific goals, whereas golddiggers are after whatever they can get their hands on. Additionally, slowhandlers are usually more subtle and are not restricted to being female.
"What the hell? She left you? You guys have been going out for two years!"
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."
"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."
"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."
by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008
Get the slowhandle mug.1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.
2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.
3. Another word for Justin Bieber.
2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.
3. Another word for Justin Bieber.
Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.
by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011
Get the Slowtarded mug.When you grab your girl's back of the head and make her blow you slowly.Moving your hand slowly up and down .Defining the phrase "slowhand".
by JEFF BUCK November 1, 2007
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