slophmore

the name Slophmore, originally patented at JJHS, refers to a slut girl or slut group of girls in tenth grade. these girls usually have low self esteem, so their appeal is usually to older guys in the senior class. each monday you should look forward hearing a new story about which stupid girl sucked which douche bag jock's dick. these girls will typically grow up failing as gold diggers because they lack in good looks. you may find them in a trailer park with the rest of their illiterate family, usually headed by of one of the failed high school jocks whos priorities are yelling obscenities and drinking crap beer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how that slophmore ate that guys shit on saterday night?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, what a dumb bitch."

by hahastupidslophs January 15, 2010

slophmore

slutty sophmore. the term slophmore was made official during spring break 2008. to be a slophmore means you love to party and have fun. it is a COMPLIMENT. originating from the john jay sophomore class of 2008 who partied with older guys every fuking day, AKA the best

group of girls EVER to go to john jay high school.

"wow shes one of the original slophmores so she must be the shit"

by numberonesloph January 11, 2010

sophomore walk

A walk preformed by males between the ages of 15 and 16 in high school hallways that involves pelvic thrusting while moving the arms in and out accordingly.

Danny and Kyle strutted down the hallway, both doing their best sophomore walk.

by Pergmen May 3, 2014

sophomore

The forgotten year of high school. The freshmen are busy being freshmen: preppy girls freaking out about every grade they get, others just being generally immature. The juniors are busy with homework, and trying to get better grades so they can go to college. The seniors are busy partying and generally having a good time. No one really cares about the sophomores. In conversations with adults, when you tell them that you are a sophomore, they have nothing to say to you. It's not "a big change from middle school", you havent started thinking about colleges, and you havent applied to colleges. And thats all adults care about. Contributing to the suckyness is the fact that you have 2 more years after this one, and for a year the only thing you are looking foreward to is getting your license, which you feel you are thisclose to getting for the entire year.

Adult: What grade are you in?
Freshman: I'm a freshman.
Adult: Do you like high school? Is it very different from junior high school? Are you getting good grades?

Adult: What grade are you in?
Junior: I'm a junior.
Adult: What's your GPA? Have you started thinking about colleges? Are you bringing your grades up so you can get into college?

Adult: What grade are you in?
Senior: I'm a senior.
Adult: What colleges did you apply to? What do you want to major in?

Adult: What grade are you in?
Sophomore: I'm a sophomore.
Adult: Oh. (has nothing else to say)

Kid: What grade are you in?
Sophomore: I'm a sophomore.
Kid: Oh, that sucks for you.

by bobbertttttttt November 29, 2007

sophmore

incorrect spelling of sophomore, you idiot.

lik OMG dat sophmore iz 2 hott!

by luna May 24, 2004

Sophomore Scruff

Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.

Did you see John's sophomore scruff it looks like he glued pubic hair in random places on his face.

by timd1234 October 6, 2010

Sophomore

Someone who has successfully survived their freshmen yeah of high school. 9 times out of 10 absolutely hate freshmen even though three months ago they were freshmen themselves. This is usually because the now junior class was mean to them creating a never ending cycle of high school tradition and stupidity.

Last year she was so timid and shy....but now she's a sophomore.

by Mary-kate August 24, 2006