You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
by Fete October 13, 2005
by ben-unit March 19, 2006
by Optik April 29, 2006
warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg
narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...
zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly
narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly
narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004
by schweigert October 20, 2008
Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.
by slaking November 01, 2014
by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010