Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

Slowpoke by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

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Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

Slowpoke by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

Slowpoke

Another word for Codene and Promethezene mixed with Sprite. lean

Sipping on the slowpoke moving like a tugboat smoking like a steam boat.

Slowpoke by TrippyAcidTrip June 3, 2018

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The cutest Pokémon ever, Slowpoke is pink and has a long tail

You will just want to hug Slowpoke after you meet one...if only they were real.

Slowpoke by Claire Starwards December 2, 2021

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