Slowhand

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

by fecal matter April 26, 2005

Slowhand

A guy what takes his time, favourite of Mae West and many other women

"I want a man with a slowhand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters

by Pinball King March 11, 2023

SlowHand

When you grab your girl's back of the head and make her blow you slowly.Moving your hand slowly up and down .Defining the phrase "slowhand".

My girl would not swallow but she is into a frequent slowhand.

by JEFF BUCK November 1, 2007

slowhanded

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Slow Hand

Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"

"I want a man with a slow hand, I want a lover with an easy touch"

by Chanel B. September 28, 2008

slowsand

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

abominable snowhand

A variation of the stranger, but instead of sitting on your hand to lose feeling you stick it in snow, ice, or the freezer. Also referred to as "The Icehand Cometh"

When Sophie dumped Joey on the top of Mt. Everest, the only thing he could do to numb the pain was give himself an abominable snowhand.

by weinerburg January 26, 2017