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Bellagio Slot Machine 

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.

Scottmachine 

Damn, that girl is Scottmachine
Scottmachine by ScottMachine April 5, 2021

slothmachine 

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.
It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

snowmachine 

In Alaska, a snowmachine is a snowmobile.
snowmachine by vanilla g-lotto December 26, 2004

slot machine 

A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'
"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"

"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"
slot machine by userme April 14, 2006

Slot Machine 

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.