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slothmachine 

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.
It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.
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Scottmachine 

Damn, that girl is Scottmachine
Scottmachine by ScottMachine April 5, 2021
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Slotmachine 

A 'slotmachine' is a woman's cleavage. Can only occur in women who have fairly large breasts. Cougars often use their 'slotmachines' to attract young, wealthy men.
Dude, look at her!
I know man, check out her slotmachine!
Oh man, that's gnarly...
Slotmachine by Reeves69 December 6, 2010

Slotmachining 

"Slotmachining" is when a guy grows out a large bush of pubes, he then makes a bunch of small gold coins and places them everywhere inside of his pubes. When a girl then gives him a handjob it is as if she is playing a slotmachine, as gold coins fall from his bush from every pull of the lever. Just after ejaculating he yells "Jack Pot!!!" and makes a lever pulling gesture.
Dude I was slotmachining this girl I met at the bar last night, but I keep finding gold coins in my pubes.

Did she hit the jackpot?

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026