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slothmachine 

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.
It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.
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Scottmachine 

Damn, that girl is Scottmachine
Scottmachine by ScottMachine April 5, 2021
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Slotmachine 

A 'slotmachine' is a woman's cleavage. Can only occur in women who have fairly large breasts. Cougars often use their 'slotmachines' to attract young, wealthy men.
Dude, look at her!
I know man, check out her slotmachine!
Oh man, that's gnarly...
Slotmachine by Reeves69 December 6, 2010

Slotmachining 

"Slotmachining" is when a guy grows out a large bush of pubes, he then makes a bunch of small gold coins and places them everywhere inside of his pubes. When a girl then gives him a handjob it is as if she is playing a slotmachine, as gold coins fall from his bush from every pull of the lever. Just after ejaculating he yells "Jack Pot!!!" and makes a lever pulling gesture.
Dude I was slotmachining this girl I met at the bar last night, but I keep finding gold coins in my pubes.

Did she hit the jackpot?