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A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'
"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"

"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"

by userme March 07, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
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A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.
"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
by Slotty July 10, 2005
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A 'slotmachine' is a woman's cleavage. Can only occur in women who have fairly large breasts. Cougars often use their 'slotmachines' to attract young, wealthy men.
Dude, look at her!
I know man, check out her slotmachine!
Oh man, that's gnarly...
by Reeves69 December 05, 2010
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The act of one woman pleasuring 5(or more) guys at once. One penis in the mouth, 1 penis in each hand, 1 penis in the vagina, and one penis in the butthole.
The entire offensive line for the raiders went to Sandra bullocks house and used her as a slot machine!!!
by Jamesbond99 March 07, 2011
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