Sleperance

What ever you want it to mean

You know who I'm on about that Sleperance wit funny eyes and lipstick

Nah then Jedweld stop being a fucking Sleperance

Also use Slep if needed it can work miracles! sometimes a 3rd eye mixture poke wouldn't go a miss either just saying :0)=

by Endogenous2 July 19, 2019

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

severance pop

When you break up with your girl and want one last go round

She at least could have given me a severance pop.

by Lis88 April 2, 2007

Severance Perm

An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate

AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO

by Permtheperm August 1, 2018

Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.

Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

cory severance

A disease which encompassing specific Homo sapiens, with the addressing of Cory Severance, with the insatiable urge to constantly be in a state of consumption. Or to be in competition with localized planetary systems for gravitational dominance.

Oh man, that Cory Severance sure is a fat piece of shit

Who would have guessed he would have turned out ti be such a Cory Severance? Constantly eating everything

by ;;laksdjf;lkasdjf December 11, 2016

severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015