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Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.
"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."
Severance Lay by b34r May 21, 2009

severance pop 

When you break up with your girl and want one last go round
She at least could have given me a severance pop.
severance pop by Lis88 April 2, 2007

Severance Perm 

An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate
AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO
Severance Perm by Permtheperm August 1, 2018

Severance Fuck 

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.
Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.
Severance Fuck by John Boy December 23, 2003

cory severance

A disease which encompassing specific Homo sapiens, with the addressing of Cory Severance, with the insatiable urge to constantly be in a state of consumption. Or to be in competition with localized planetary systems for gravitational dominance.
Oh man, that Cory Severance sure is a fat piece of shit

Who would have guessed he would have turned out ti be such a Cory Severance? Constantly eating everything
cory severance by ;;laksdjf;lkasdjf December 11, 2016

severance package 

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"
Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
severance package by IamPeter June 13, 2015