When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship
male version of a "farewell fuck"
male version of a "farewell fuck"
Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana
Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
by IamPeter June 11, 2015
When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too
by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018