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Severance 

A 2006 film, under the horror-comedy genre, directed and written by Christopher Smith. It stars a widely unknown cast, consisting of Danny Dyer, Laura Harris and Tim McInnerny. The film follows a team of employees from Palisade Defence, who embark on a team-building exercise, only for it to turn into a fight for survival, after blood-crazed war criminals attack the team in revenge for the mutations they have suffered under the weapons that the team market. Mostly filmed on the Isle of Man and in Hungary, this film did poorly at the box office, with a mere £1.3 million being made worldwide.
A. Did you see Severance at the movies???
B. Yeah! It was Awesome!!!
Severance by James Mayhew April 10, 2007
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Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.
"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."
Severance Lay by b34r May 21, 2009
Word of the Day on December 8, 2024

severance pop 

When you break up with your girl and want one last go round
She at least could have given me a severance pop.
severance pop by Lis88 April 2, 2007

Severance Perm 

An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate
AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO
Severance Perm by Permtheperm August 1, 2018

Severance Fuck 

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.
Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.
Severance Fuck by John Boy December 23, 2003

severance package 

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"
Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
severance package by IamPeter June 13, 2015

severance pay 

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
severance pay by David Davids0n December 29, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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