sleeprace

Who can stay up longer. One person trying to cheat. One person catching them. Good guy wins.

Wanna sleeprace tonight? Bet I’ll win

by Sleepracer February 19, 2024

sleepage

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep

need sleepage NOW

by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

Sleepjaculate

The act of ejaculating while sleepturbating.

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."

by JH417 March 2, 2011

sleepbaked

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.

Most practice fields don't bleed.

by Spaztic December 28, 2003

sleepfacebooking

Facebooking while you are partially asleep.

Dude i was sleepfacebooking early in the morning... god knows wat i typed.... i am sure it was all barf!!

by whirlwind84 May 6, 2010

Sleepwack

The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping.

Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!

by Bolivian Bandit and Co March 20, 2009

sleepwacking

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

by johnsq99 April 16, 2007