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sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep
need sleepage NOW
sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

Sleepjaculate

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."
Sleepjaculate by JH417 March 2, 2011

sleepbaked 

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Most practice fields don't bleed.
sleepbaked by Spaztic December 28, 2003

sleepfacebooking

Dude i was sleepfacebooking early in the morning... god knows wat i typed.... i am sure it was all barf!!

Sleepwack 

The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping.
Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!

sleepwacking 

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.
Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.
sleepwacking by johnsq99 April 16, 2007