Severance

A 2006 film, under the horror-comedy genre, directed and written by Christopher Smith. It stars a widely unknown cast, consisting of Danny Dyer, Laura Harris and Tim McInnerny. The film follows a team of employees from Palisade Defence, who embark on a team-building exercise, only for it to turn into a fight for survival, after blood-crazed war criminals attack the team in revenge for the mutations they have suffered under the weapons that the team market. Mostly filmed on the Isle of Man and in Hungary, this film did poorly at the box office, with a mere £1.3 million being made worldwide.

A. Did you see Severance at the movies???
B. Yeah! It was Awesome!!!

by James Mayhew April 10, 2007

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

severance pop

When you break up with your girl and want one last go round

She at least could have given me a severance pop.

by Lis88 April 2, 2007

Severance Perm

An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate

AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO

by Permtheperm August 1, 2018

Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.

Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015

severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.

"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"

by David Davids0n December 29, 2009