Slement

Slement: Noun

Pronunciation: Slay - meant

Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.

The air in the sickroom was stuffy, and Slement was prevalent to the senses.

Slement by philosophically phorgetful May 19, 2023

Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.

Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

Semented by WhyAreThereNoCoolNicknamesLeft April 1, 2010

sement mixer 

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

sement mixer by jFET January 19, 2014

Sementia 

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.

Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.

Sementia by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

Sloment 

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

Sloment by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

Sement 

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

Sement by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011

sementery 

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

sementery by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016