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sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

Segmentation fault 

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.
20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Segmentation fault by hc May 2, 2003

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.
CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

serenation 

The act of serenading.
Tom: I wrote this song for Katie.
Steve: Awesome serenation!
serenation by Geoff Girardin August 6, 2008

dementation

a total and complete loss of logic and reason, dementation is the way forward, dementation
you're gonna be a big star? don't be so bloody demented!
dementation by vijay mahrra February 9, 2004

Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...
Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.
Segmentating by leche82 November 16, 2017