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preventative wiz

Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.
I'm gonna take a preventative wiz before we go so I won't have to drain it while we're out.
preventative wiz by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004

rape prevention prevention 

A ficticious course in how to counter rape defense . Offered to rapists who keep getting beat by their selected victims .
Yea , i'm taking that rape prevention prevention course ' , Back in the day , things were so much easier

Preventoin 

A word that went horribly wrong while being written by an illiterate girl. That girl in particular thinks she's spelling it right, but we all know she isn't.
"You spelled it as 'Preventoin' and not 'Prevention!'. Stupid!".

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) 

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.
The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

disease preventameter 

The distance at which one should away from others, in order to avoid catching sickness.
stay at least one disease preventameter away from me.

i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter

cutoff prevention

Used mostly in YouTube Poops where a video may only be a few seconds long. Cut-off prevention is a way of adding a few seconds to a video in order to prevent the YouTube player from breaking and not playing a video in its entirety.

Usually placed at the end of a video, cut-off prevention is a way of ensuring that the vie
Tard#1: The retard didn't even use any cutoff prevention. I can't watch the video.

Jack#2: lulz
cutoff prevention by Bacender.. April 11, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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