jFET's definitions

D-ficient

A condition in queer men causing an inability to see less straight than usual. Characterized by a severe starvation of cock.

Look at David over there by the bar. He's so desperate with that ugly ass dude. He must be D-ficient.

by jFET May 28, 2022

Extwinktion

When a twink loses his twink characteristics due to age (usually 20-25), generally gaining significant weight and / or becoming hairy. *Usually results in depression for gay men.

Oh shit, have u seen Jonny lately? Fuck mane, he's headed for extwinktion.

by jFET April 19, 2016

sement mixer

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014