34 definition by Mi sofakingweetodded

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible

(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab

Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand

Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar

I picked up a gmilf at graceland hotel, damn i think i got elvisphyllus cause everytime i try to pee it feels like a hunk a hunk burning love