Sementary

(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.

'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'

by CFKane May 13, 2014

sementary

the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard

its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary

by wg89 December 26, 2011

sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...

sementary snjloghja

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

sexetary

a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."

Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.

by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

sematary

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.

-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh

by Fel5 November 19, 2021

seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020