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Semental 

Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.

Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"
Semental by BWCVictor June 2, 2021
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Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.
Semenalia by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.
'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'
Sementary by CFKane May 13, 2014

sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

Semenal Suicide 

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."
Semenal Suicide by roflwaffle08 February 23, 2009
When someone goes crazy on IRC and threatens to kill/harm another person as a result of an argument.
You hear that Sally wanted to kill Bob last night?
Yeah, she really went Segmental.
Segmental by runelind May 11, 2006