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Scrolliosis 

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.
"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
Scrolliosis by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

skulliosis 

A blow job received in the library, the climax of which causes one's back to twist into the shape of an "M" and induces a sleepiness similar to a coma.
Getting Brain In The Library Cause I Love Knowledge
When You Used Your Medulla Oblongata
And Give Me Skulliosis Until I Comatoses
-Kid Cudi "I Poke Her Face"
skulliosis by jv23 April 24, 2009

Multiple Skrillrosis 

When someone dresses and looks like dubstep artist Skrillex. Wearing his trademark thick rimmed glasses and shaving only half their head.
"I went to the mall last week and it looked like every other teenager came down with a bad case of Multiple Skrillrosis."

"Is that Skrillex? No its my sister, she has Multiple Skrillrosis."

Scrolliosis 

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.
Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis 

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.
Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic
Scrolliosis by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019

Scrolliosis 

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer
After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.
Scrolliosis by jeffstick November 19, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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