Definitions by jeffstick

on the download 

to be engaged viewing online gay porn, unbeknownst to ones straight partner

Man, if my wife finds out I'm on the download, I am way-more than screwed!

on the download by jeffstick October 10, 2013

Slype 

Any of a number of combinations referring to Skype/Texting/Video, etc. in presentation.
advertisements, claims, legal jargon, linguistics, education

"Basiallia slurred her words even on Twitter. It's OK though! We love her and she has great Slype.

Slype by jeffstick September 24, 2012

Facebook 

A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.

Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!

Facebook by jeffstick July 12, 2012

lap seizure 

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.

Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!

lap seizure by jeffstick February 13, 2012

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

Foot Thong by jeffstick May 18, 2011

Scrolliosis 

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by jeffstick November 19, 2010