on the download

to be engaged viewing online gay porn, unbeknownst to ones straight partner

Man, if my wife finds out I'm on the download, I am way-more than screwed!

by jeffstick October 10, 2013

lap seizure

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.

Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!

by jeffstick January 23, 2012

Scrolliosis

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

by jeffstick November 16, 2010

Facebook

A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.

Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!

by jeffstick July 10, 2012

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

by jeffstick April 27, 2011

Slype

Any of a number of combinations referring to Skype/Texting/Video, etc. in presentation.
advertisements, claims, legal jargon, linguistics, education

"Basiallia slurred her words even on Twitter. It's OK though! We love her and she has great Slype.

by jeffstick September 24, 2012