skulliosis 

A blow job received in the library, the climax of which causes one's back to twist into the shape of an "M" and induces a sleepiness similar to a coma.

Getting Brain In The Library Cause I Love Knowledge
When You Used Your Medulla Oblongata
And Give Me Skulliosis Until I Comatoses
-Kid Cudi "I Poke Her Face"

skulliosis by jv23 April 24, 2009

Swolliosis 

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

Swolliosis by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

skoaliosis 

Condition in which one consumes too much chew, almost a tin a day.
Common amongst lacrosse and hockey players.

"Dude that kid tosses in a chawski before during and after practice wtf??"
"its ok he has skoaliosis"

skoaliosis by Pilot08 October 20, 2008

Skrilliosis 

When you're low on cash and you get all bent out of shape.

I just took a look at my bank account and it gave me a mad case of skrilliosis

Skrilliosis by Corporate Kerouac January 30, 2009

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

Penile Smalliosis by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

skooliosis

1.a brain debilitating disease that comes from goign to skool..
2. the effects of having sucky classes that make you stupider or dumber..
3. slang for school/skool... but not in a positive way... (you never say it like your excited to be there or even desiring to be there...)

dood1:hey man you wanna hang out?
'
dood2: no man sorry I can't i have skooliosis..

dood1: bummer

skooliosis by K_U October 27, 2008

Scullyosis

A condition first diagnosed in a female FBI agent in the mid-nineties, Scullyosis prevents the subject from accepting the strange and paranormal despite clear supporting evidence or strong personal experience. Sufferers of Scullyosis will deny the existence of aliens, for example, even after being abducted, probed, having their DNA harvested, meeting their alien-hybrid baby, taking it to the first day of kindergarten, watching it graduate, sending it to a good 4 year college, attending its wedding and holding their own 1/4 alien grand child. It’s a powerful condition that turns potentially dynamic and interesting characters into one dimensional, broken record skeptics.

Dude1: Whoa. There's no freaking way that that's possible - that frog did not just turn into a prince. it's just not possibe.

Dude2: Ummm, you just saw it happen with your own eyes.

Dude1: That doesn't men it's really real! Because it ISN'T.

Dude2: BUT YOU JUST SAW IT FOR YOURSELF.

Dude1: yeah man, but it's not possible, so it isn't real. it can't happen.

Dude2: Man, you got a real bad case of scullyosis.

Dude1: Sure, fine, whatever.

Scullyosis by Cathy123581321345589 May 13, 2009