skelliosis 

When you mad skelly son.

Yo. Dat fool got mad skelliosis!

skelliosis by Skelly Brokovich July 7, 2018

Swolliosis 

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

Swolliosis by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

skulliosis 

A blow job received in the library, the climax of which causes one's back to twist into the shape of an "M" and induces a sleepiness similar to a coma.

Getting Brain In The Library Cause I Love Knowledge
When You Used Your Medulla Oblongata
And Give Me Skulliosis Until I Comatoses
-Kid Cudi "I Poke Her Face"

skulliosis by jv23 April 24, 2009

skoaliosis 

Condition in which one consumes too much chew, almost a tin a day.
Common amongst lacrosse and hockey players.

"Dude that kid tosses in a chawski before during and after practice wtf??"
"its ok he has skoaliosis"

skoaliosis by Pilot08 October 20, 2008

Skrilliosis 

When you're low on cash and you get all bent out of shape.

I just took a look at my bank account and it gave me a mad case of skrilliosis

Skrilliosis by Corporate Kerouac January 30, 2009

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

Penile Smalliosis by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

Skeletosis 

When a person gets so high, they practically die for a few hours before recovering.

My bro got so high, he wasn’t comatose, he had Skeletosis.

Skeletosis by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018