skelliosis

When you mad skelly son.

Yo. Dat fool got mad skelliosis!

by Skelly Brokovich July 7, 2018

Swolliosis

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

skulliosis

A blow job received in the library, the climax of which causes one's back to twist into the shape of an "M" and induces a sleepiness similar to a coma.

Getting Brain In The Library Cause I Love Knowledge
When You Used Your Medulla Oblongata
And Give Me Skulliosis Until I Comatoses
-Kid Cudi "I Poke Her Face"

by jv23 April 24, 2009

skoaliosis

Condition in which one consumes too much chew, almost a tin a day.
Common amongst lacrosse and hockey players.

"Dude that kid tosses in a chawski before during and after practice wtf??"
"its ok he has skoaliosis"

by Pilot08 October 20, 2008

Skrilliosis

When you're low on cash and you get all bent out of shape.

I just took a look at my bank account and it gave me a mad case of skrilliosis

by Corporate Kerouac January 30, 2009

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

Skeletosis

When a person gets so high, they practically die for a few hours before recovering.

My bro got so high, he wasn’t comatose, he had Skeletosis.

by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018