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skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?
John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

skitchslap 

(v) skitchslap: the act of denigrating something by annotating a screenshot or image of it, using skitch.
See also skitch slap
“Man, my CSS didn’t work in IE7 - got majorly skitchslapped for it”.
skitchslap by Nick Pellow April 25, 2008

skitching 

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.
So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.
skitching by smartypants October 7, 2004

skitch slap 

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.
skitch slap by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

SNITCHHUNTA 

Tracy sniched everybody out now the snitchhunta is gonna hunt her down.
SNITCHHUNTA by SNITCHHUNTA tm. January 14, 2008