switchhitter
Me and my girl are going over to johns tonight cos hes a switch hitter and were gonna do it all night
switchhitter by EC May 18, 2003
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switch hitter
a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.
switch hitter by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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Switch hitter by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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switch hitter by igdoritos January 14, 2021
Switch Hitter
Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.
I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.
Switch Hitter by J Milbs November 3, 2007
switch hitter
The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
switch hitter by smalldong November 25, 2013
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