smartypants's definitions

Emma

The most amazing person you will ever meet. A little crazy, but everyone loves her. She's very intelligent, trustworthy, funny, loyal, and a smokeshow. She is a bit on the shorter side, but her personality makes up for it.

Did you hear about the Emma girl? Dude, I'd love to be with her!

by SmArTyPaNtS June 12, 2014

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

Gettin' small

To go away. Taken from the visual image of someone getting smaller as go farther away. Used on Chicago's west side during the late 90's.

Hey, it's time to get small, the popo is coming.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

loop

"The Loop" is the local name for Chicago's downtown area, so named because of the way the city's elevated trains (or el) loops around the area. Also used with directions, such as "North Loop," "South Loop," or "West Loop." There is, however, no "East Loop" because that would put you in Lake Michigan.

A: Where do you work?
B: Down in the Loop.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

green limousine

older slang term used to describe Chicago buses which is derived from there formerly green color. The term has been used less frequently because most Chicago buses are now mostly blue and white.

A: How are you gettin' to work now that Sheila wrecked your car?
B: I guess I will be taking the green limousine.

by smartypants October 7, 2004