Skimpa 

A true fucking G who gives no fucks about anything and has a huge pecker and they will pick tits over ass all day and they like girls who start shit for no reason

You are a big skimpa ong

Skimpa by Gftrrgg March 17, 2021

Simpani 

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Scimparette

A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.

Friend 1:

Can I pinch a roll up mate?

Friend 2:

Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.

Scimparette by dec4president January 24, 2013

skimpy 

article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.

damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!

skimpy by tiff March 12, 2004

Simpathy 

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return

Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature

Simpathy by M*A February 24, 2020

skimped 

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed

that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch

skimped by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Simpanzee 

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

Simpanzee by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020