Skimples

Noun;A Woman's breasts that are far too small, almost unnoticeable to the untrained eye. They are merely skin and nipple.

This beezy shouldn't be working at Hooters, she's got some mad skimples.

by tunafist embrey January 17, 2011

skipplesqueeze

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong

"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

by i frumpleskirt you August 15, 2019

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Skimbleshanks

Skimbleshanks is a railway cat and is tabby. when he is around nothing goes wrong. he is the cat of the sleeping car express
and evryone loves him and he sounds scottish in the film!

SkimbleShanks is a railway cat

by Lizzie Archer January 8, 2008

Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

by the_dickie July 7, 2009

SimpleSample

a great and amazing friend who is always there for me

ily /p (unless 😳😳😳😳)

"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"

by TheUhh October 2, 2021

skipless

"Skipless" is a term used in the context of music albums, especially those in the hip-hop and electronic genres, to describe a cohesive and uninterrupted listening experience where the listener does not feel the need to skip any tracks. A skipless album is one where every track flows seamlessly into the next, with each song contributing to the overall narrative or vibe of the album. This term is often used as a mark of quality, indicating that the artist has crafted an album that is meant to be listened to in its entirety, rather than just a collection of individual songs.

「The Greatest Idol」by Mitchie M is a SKIPLESS album. It is an absolute masterpiece.

by huxtabl8 April 2, 2023