Skimples
Noun;A Woman's breasts that are far too small, almost unnoticeable to the untrained eye. They are merely skin and nipple.
Skimples by tunafist embrey January 17, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
skipplesqueeze
when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong
skipplesqueeze by i frumpleskirt you August 15, 2019
Related Words
simpleswine
A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.
simpleswine for President
simpleswine by jon hiddle August 25, 2006
Skimbleshanks
Skimbleshanks is a railway cat and is tabby. when he is around nothing goes wrong. he is the cat of the sleeping car express
and evryone loves him and he sounds scottish in the film!
and evryone loves him and he sounds scottish in the film!
Skimbleshanks by Lizzie Archer January 8, 2008
Simples
Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.
Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
Simples by the_dickie July 7, 2009
SimpleSample
"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"
SimpleSample by TheUhh October 2, 2021
skipless
"Skipless" is a term used in the context of music albums, especially those in the hip-hop and electronic genres, to describe a cohesive and uninterrupted listening experience where the listener does not feel the need to skip any tracks. A skipless album is one where every track flows seamlessly into the next, with each song contributing to the overall narrative or vibe of the album. This term is often used as a mark of quality, indicating that the artist has crafted an album that is meant to be listened to in its entirety, rather than just a collection of individual songs.
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026