there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp
3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report
1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt
he's being charged with 1st degree simpatry buying a girl he didnt know nails and the most shes ever said to him was 4 word on text message
The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return
Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*