Skettings

When you turn up at the motive and you want to know how many ladies are in attendance as well as if they’re worth engaging in coitus with.

Wugwarn my g, what’s the skettings at the shoobz?

by Prometheus47 July 18, 2025

Skettings

When you want to know how many promiscuous woman are at an event

Bro: ‘yo come to this motive’
Me: ‘what’s the skettings’
Bro: ‘there’s a bag of them here roll through’
Me: ‘say less’

by Prometheus47 December 13, 2025

Seedy Settings

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

cd settings

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9

"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"

by Venomous bop October 26, 2019

skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

default setting

Resort to using , an old way of acting, or habit, to deal with a person or situation. Can be negative or positive.

Negative:
One of his default settings is lying, because he's afraid of the truth.

When life gets overwhelming, her default setting is blaming others and being a victim.

It's hard to delete the default setting, of alcoholism.

Positive:
I used to worry a lot, but I changed my default setting, to "let it go" and now, things always seem to work out.

My default setting has always been, to look on the bright side.

It would be great if humanity's default setting was love.

by WordyJoon August 28, 2017

shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

by ZCMC April 6, 2009