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Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)
Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform
Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!
Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.
Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)
Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!
Teacher: Silence!!
Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform
Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!
Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.
Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)
Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!
Teacher: Silence!!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
Get the convenient sore throat mug.This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
by ZCMC March 11, 2009
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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
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Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
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The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
Get the Super soaker mug.Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
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