ZCMC's definitions

Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

by ZCMC January 30, 2009

Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

by ZCMC March 8, 2009

the dick lift game

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.

The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!

by ZCMC March 4, 2009

I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

by ZCMC March 11, 2009

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.

Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.

by ZCMC April 5, 2009

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

...|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

...|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!

by ZCMC July 12, 2009