A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!
by ZCMC March 07, 2009
To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!
by ZCMC March 08, 2009
a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
by ZCMC April 05, 2009
It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 10, 2009
The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by ZCMC March 04, 2009
by ZCMC March 09, 2009
This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
by ZCMC March 11, 2009