ZCMC's definitions

Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

by ZCMC March 8, 2009

Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

by ZCMC January 30, 2009

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

by ZCMC March 11, 2009

stinky dreams

When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.

"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."

by ZCMC March 9, 2009

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.

Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.

by ZCMC April 5, 2009

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

...|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

...|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!

by ZCMC July 12, 2009