ZCMC's definitions

Arsenal Style

Sex position - Fuck her in the arse with your weapon of mass destruction

Arsenal Style..its a way of life

by ZCMC April 15, 2010

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

Ken and Barbie style

Sex position - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child

by ZCMC April 8, 2010

Pass the dutchie

Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.

Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"

Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."

Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!


Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

by ZCMC March 12, 2009

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

by ZCMC March 30, 2009