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The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.
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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
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Get the Arsenal Style mug.The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong
Example: Just use your imagination lol
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong
Example: Just use your imagination lol
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
Get the The dragon tamer mug.The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by ZCMC March 4, 2009
Get the the dick lift game mug.Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
Get the convenient headache mug.It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
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The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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