ZCMC's definitions

Arsenal Style

Sex position - Fuck her in the arse with your weapon of mass destruction

Arsenal Style..its a way of life

by ZCMC April 15, 2010

The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.

The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

the dick lift game

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.

The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!

by ZCMC March 4, 2009

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

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...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

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...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

by ZCMC January 30, 2009

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009