ZCMC's definitions

The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.

The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

the dick lift game

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.

The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!

by ZCMC March 4, 2009

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.

Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..

by ZCMC August 9, 2009

convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

by ZCMC March 30, 2009

Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

by ZCMC March 8, 2009