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Derived from the popular internet alternative to mate(m8). Meaning matey as in a peer or friend. Can also be used to be condescending.mainly used in texts
guy1: m8 where are you ?
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic
Internet troll: you're dumb
Internet user: m8t stfu
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic
Internet troll: you're dumb
Internet user: m8t stfu
by Just_a_simp August 10, 2015
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term created by @teddybanks on tiktok after his infamous 1% video about his preference
(synonym : most beautiful girls on earth)
term created by @teddybanks on tiktok after his infamous 1% video about his preference
(synonym : most beautiful girls on earth)
by Just_a_simp August 26, 2022
Get the DSG mug.To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident
synonym : being led astray
synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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“boy affi” in the context of the trend basically telling means telling him/her they have to dance
“boy affi” in the context of the trend basically telling means telling him/her they have to dance
by Just_a_simp May 13, 2022
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A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
Normal guy : that can’t happen
Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
by Just_a_simp March 30, 2025
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Get the Copium mug.When someone is Saffroning or being a saffron they are using all the cringey tiktok/twitter language and basically have an all round cringey tiktok personality they use phrases like
“✋😭💀”
“it’s the.. for me”
“not you…”
“main character energy..”
“it’s giving…”
and much much more
term was made popular by user ok tiktok
@shamelesscloutchaser
“✋😭💀”
“it’s the.. for me”
“not you…”
“main character energy..”
“it’s giving…”
and much much more
term was made popular by user ok tiktok
@shamelesscloutchaser
Guy 1 : did you see those weird people going crazy in the comments of that video
Guy 2: bro they were all saffroning they need help and less tiktok
Guy 2: bro they were all saffroning they need help and less tiktok
by Just_a_simp December 6, 2021
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