Just_a_simp's definitions
Philbro (noun)
A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
Normal guy : that can’t happen
Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
by Just_a_simp March 30, 2025
Get the Philbromug. 1) A term used in West Africa especially in Nigeria, to describe a member of loosely organized gang and set of youth that roam and run the streets of the city.
2) A guy or group of guys that runs his (their) area, when you think of that area he’s the first person you think of, stays living his best life and chasing the bag without letting anyone or anything get in the way
2) A guy or group of guys that runs his (their) area, when you think of that area he’s the first person you think of, stays living his best life and chasing the bag without letting anyone or anything get in the way
by Just_a_simp August 11, 2021
Get the Area Boymug. Spoken in both London and Toronto mainly, this dialect takes words and phrases from Jamaican patois and mixes it with english/canadian words and phrases. These two regions share similar slang but are so far away from each other due to high amounts of Jamaican immigration throughout the years.
‘Wagwan’ is an example of a jamaican phrase which is popularly used in both toronto and london. A londoner may pair this greeting with ‘bruv’ and a canadian may pair it with ‘dude’. This is Pseudo-Patois
by Just_a_simp May 19, 2019
Get the Pseudo-Patoismug. Darkskin Girls
term created by @teddybanks on tiktok after his infamous 1% video about his preference
(synonym : most beautiful girls on earth)
term created by @teddybanks on tiktok after his infamous 1% video about his preference
(synonym : most beautiful girls on earth)
by Just_a_simp August 26, 2022
Get the DSGmug. Derived from the popular internet alternative to mate(m8). Meaning matey as in a peer or friend. Can also be used to be condescending.mainly used in texts
guy1: m8 where are you ?
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic
Internet troll: you're dumb
Internet user: m8t stfu
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic
Internet troll: you're dumb
Internet user: m8t stfu
by Just_a_simp August 10, 2015
Get the M8tmug. Derived from the term ' The Elephant In the Room' which means an obvious truth that is either being ignored or unaddressed . This term is used when we think we know an obvious truth but there is an underline truth that is not apparent at first.
This term was used by Ruka Ruka Ali in his song - Fly Like Me.
This term was used by Ruka Ruka Ali in his song - Fly Like Me.
Person 1: Wow,elephant in the room or what?
Person 2: Don't be too sure maybe its The Room In the Elephant .
Person 2: Don't be too sure maybe its The Room In the Elephant .
by Just_a_simp June 20, 2016
Get the The Room In the Elephantmug. This sub type of pick me girl is harder to spot because she hates the traditional pick me girls more than the average girl does. traits of this pick me girl includes :
1. lowkey trying to impress males with how “intelligent” you are or your “assest”
2. being over the top with BLM ACAB Feminism etc to the point where it comes across fake and forced
3. dressing like a “hipster” but shopping at urban outfitters
4.calling 90% of other girls pick mes just because they don’t have the same opinions as them
the anti pick me girl will never admit she’s a pick me and try convince you nothing she says or does is for make attention
1. lowkey trying to impress males with how “intelligent” you are or your “assest”
2. being over the top with BLM ACAB Feminism etc to the point where it comes across fake and forced
3. dressing like a “hipster” but shopping at urban outfitters
4.calling 90% of other girls pick mes just because they don’t have the same opinions as them
the anti pick me girl will never admit she’s a pick me and try convince you nothing she says or does is for make attention
My bro : She tries so hard to not be a pick me but it’s so obvious
me : she’s the typical anti pick me girl bro
me : she’s the typical anti pick me girl bro
by Just_a_simp January 7, 2021
Get the Anti Pick me Girlmug.