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Area Boy

1) A term used in West Africa especially in Nigeria, to describe a member of loosely organized gang and set of youth that roam and run the streets of the city.

2) A guy or group of guys that runs his (their) area, when you think of that area he’s the first person you think of, stays living his best life and chasing the bag without letting anyone or anything get in the way
Area boy, we can’t fear no one - OGD (NSG) , 2021
by Just_a_simp August 11, 2021
mugGet the Area Boymug.

Pseudo-Patois

Spoken in both London and Toronto mainly, this dialect takes words and phrases from Jamaican patois and mixes it with english/canadian words and phrases. These two regions share similar slang but are so far away from each other due to high amounts of Jamaican immigration throughout the years.
‘Wagwan’ is an example of a jamaican phrase which is popularly used in both toronto and london. A londoner may pair this greeting with ‘bruv’ and a canadian may pair it with ‘dude’. This is Pseudo-Patois
by Just_a_simp May 19, 2019
mugGet the Pseudo-Patoismug.

Boy Affi

affi means “have to” “has to” in jamaican patois

“boy affi” in the context of the trend basically telling means telling him/her they have to dance
father boy affi listen more inna school
by Just_a_simp May 13, 2022
mugGet the Boy Affimug.

M8t

Derived from the popular internet alternative to mate(m8). Meaning matey as in a peer or friend. Can also be used to be condescending.mainly used in texts
guy1: m8 where are you ?
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic

Internet troll: you're dumb

Internet user: m8t stfu
by Just_a_simp August 10, 2015
mugGet the M8tmug.

led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
mugGet the led a merry dancemug.

Philbro

Philbro (noun)

A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
Normal guy : that can’t happen

Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
by Just_a_simp March 30, 2025
mugGet the Philbromug.

Copium

Liberals with bad hair cuts

according to RC - @therightcorner on tiktok

DEFINITIONS ARE OBJECTIVE!!!
see that guy over there he’s copium fo sho
by Just_a_simp December 13, 2022
mugGet the Copiummug.

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