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siggeret 

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
siggeret by Telephony March 17, 2013
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Dirty Sigge 

When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.
"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"

Siglemic 

A sexy 19 year old small asian girl (Michelle Sigler) who lives in the USA, streams super mario 64 213123 hours a day on twitch.tv/siglemic. Most people who watch it dont sleep. She goes for world record speed runs.

P.s. This is the run!
Friend: What did you do last night?
Me: Masturbate to Siglemic WR attempts at super mario 64.
Siglemic by iChristiannnnnnn January 24, 2012
A "sigger" is an individual who is a overly enthusiastic fan of Sig Sauer products, & the Sig Sauer as a company a whole (specifically the American based Sig Sauer company). A sigger will go out of their way to defend Sig Sauer products from any critique, even if the critique is valid & can be supported by hard evidence. If a Sig Sauer product receives a negative review on a firearms blog or YouTube channel, expect siggers in the comments defending the Sig product.

If a Sig Sauer product is faced with heavy criticism, expect a sigger to deflect this criticism by bringing up issues with other firearms made by manufactures such as Glock, Smith & Wesson, FNH (USA or Belgium), Heckler & Koch, Colt, CZ, etc.

One can use "sigga" instead of "sigger" if they decide the "hard R" is not appropriate for the situation.
John: Man, I just don't trust carrying my non-manual safety equipped P320 X-Carry anymore after I've researched that several law enforcement and military agencies have had non-manual safety equipped P320s go off allegedly by themselves in the holster. I'd rather not take the small risk of my P320 discharging by itself, so I think I'm going to trade it for a Glock 17 Gen 5 MOS.

Levi: hahahaha Glocks and M&Ps have many more issues than P320s, its actually INSANE how many cops ND Glocks on a yearly basis hahahah. I wouldn't get rid of that Sig if I was you, & don't listen to the news or reddit, you can't trust those sources.

John: Wow, I didn't expect you to be such a sigger.
Sigger by theyankeeenfield October 21, 2022
When someone says something and it is placed into the signature (on forums) or a profile as a quote.
psychopath129 (2:17:24 AM): so what if i have aids?
fozzythemuppeteeer (2:17:29 AM): LAOL, sigged
sigged by Fozzy May 13, 2006

siglemic 

is Siglemic boy or girl? "im a girl. god!" -siglemic
siglemic by derp123123123132 January 29, 2012
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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