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siggeret 

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
siggeret by Telephony March 17, 2013

Sniggered 

The past tense act of projecting feces or ejaculating into one's own pants
"Uh oh I just sniggered my pants"
Sniggered by Kcrede September 6, 2017

siggerud 

Siggerud is a place where no one live. It is only 12 people living in Sigggerud:
Where do you live?
In Siggerud.
Where the fuck is that?
siggerud by didriklunde March 2, 2017

Saggered 

When your rooms a shit hole and you didn't clean your room so your mum gives you a salad for dinner.
Man I got so fucked Monday night and I forgot to clean my room, man got saggered when he got home.
Saggered by Saggeredoldhag October 23, 2017

Siglered 

Getting touched in inappropriate places by an older guy that is usually has a bald spot on his head and a lump in his pants for some reason. They are also typically named Sean.
You just got siglered young lady!
Siglered by CactusBoi October 29, 2019

Siggerud Skole 

A Place u learn things then forget and fights
Går Du på Siggerud Skole
Siggerud Skole by nubsforlif123 March 2, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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