Siagua

An insulting word thats orgins lie in Ancient Mya tradition, though the exact defenition has been lost over the centuries, it is no synonimized with words such as Idiot, Dunce, etc. taking on the defenition of a dumb or stupid and generally annoying person. Though despite its ancient orgins "Siagua" is still used often today as an inslut in the spanish language.

Juan-Pablo is such a Siagua because he yells strange and stupid things at the top of his lungs.

by Jose Ruiz LA August 14, 2010

Shaguar

Its just a Jaguar that is shagadelic.
This word finds his use in the Austin Powers Movies.

Would you like to take a ride with me in my brand new SHAG-SHAG-SHAGUUUAAAR.

by NiLeiN January 8, 2005

Siagra

Weapons-grade Viagra, specifically designed for Simons suffering from crippling impotence.

Having discovered Siagra, Simon was finally able to put away the lollipop stick and elastic band.

Simon: "Oh, it's not happening...I'm sorry love, it must be the drink."
Woman: "Have you considered taking Siagra?"

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 21, 2017

virgin [singuar form]

A person whom has not engaged in sexual intercoarse. Both males, as well as females, are virgins until they engage in sexual intercoarse.

That person is a virgin.

by Carla Frosina June 21, 2004

Saguar[bro]

A dude or dudette who is part of the sharp, creative workforce in the trendy Scottsdale, Arizona city. The saguaro cactus is his/her mascot because it is an icon of living in the desert where people cannot handle cold weather. Often seen wearing skinny jeans, a suit jacket, sunglasses, and carrying a laptop briefcase, the saguarbro (or gal) spends his/her free time checking out the newest foodie and entertainment spots in Old Town Scottsdale, taking a bike ride along the canal, or enjoying a morning hike. A saguarbro also says things like "no worries, its a dry heat" or "seriously, it was only 60 degrees out today so I had to bring a coat."

I am looking for a job in Scottsdale, let me reach out to my saguarbro for some connections.

That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.

Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguarbros on their laptops.

by Edward Scottsdale May 6, 2018

shaguar

A woman in her mid-50s, who still thinks she's a cougar and refuses to admit she's getting older. Tends to wear gold sandals and leopard-print tops, tacky costume jewellery and glittery eye shadow. Hair is normally quite large and platinum coloured. May or may not be recently divorced but is always on the hunt for younger prey.

"Hey - check out the shaguar in the leopard-print top over there. One more drink and I think she's going to pounce on the poor bartender. He's gotta be 20 years younger ... yikes!"

by mirandadunsterville July 28, 2009

smagua

noun; used to describe cold, drinkable water. This word is used to combine the adjective pronoun "some" and the spanish noun "aqua". When used in a sentence, the thirsty, spanglish-using speaker need only indicate the need for one simple noun (smaqua) rather than using the conventional adjective pronoun / noun combination (some agua). This word also allows for the written text to be more phonetic.

"Hey man, I'm thirsty. I want smagua."

by The Shaner February 8, 2008