Shrumdick
When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off
Shrumdick by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024
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To make a small gesture with one's hands -- turning them outward, slightly, so that the palms are nearly face up -- indicating one's innocence of any wrongdoing or ill intention.
face up, more or less To turn one's hands outward, slightly, with the palms more or less facing up: a gesture
face up, more or less To turn one's hands outward, slightly, with the palms more or less facing up: a gesture
Shrugdicate
From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:
"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.
"Fine," George preoccuplied. "You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"
"Okay," Ricky said, shrugdicating. "The board."
"I'm fucked on the board!"
From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:
"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.
"Fine," George preoccuplied. "You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"
"Okay," Ricky said, shrugdicating. "The board."
"I'm fucked on the board!"
shrugdicate by Worgus August 5, 2008
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scrumdickulous
scrumdickulous by sell yo feet May 22, 2020
scumdick
-(noun)- An insult to a guy who misbehave or mistreats a girl; it is so bad that it is worse then an asshole.
person 1: I hate you leave me alone
person 2: shut up ya Scumdick
person 1: I wanna punch that guy in the eye socket, he is such a scumdick
person 2: do you know what that douchebag did to her he is such a scumdick
person 2: shut up ya Scumdick
person 1: I wanna punch that guy in the eye socket, he is such a scumdick
person 2: do you know what that douchebag did to her he is such a scumdick
scumdick by black ops sucks November 11, 2010
Shamudick
Pronounced; Sha-moo-dihk
A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.
The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.
The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
Shamudick by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009