Shamudick

Pronounced; Sha-moo-dihk

A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.

The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.

Taylor: Eee-eee-eee-i-ee-i (whilst waving his penis around)

EvilOne: It's the shamudick!

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

shaqdick

An unusually small penis on an unusually big guy.

Shaq is said to have a shaqdick.

by mantell November 19, 2006

shudickups

The sound a girl makes when she chokes on a guys dick.

Sarah had the shudickups last night.

by lfserlin November 11, 2009

Spamdick

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

Swampdick

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.

Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass

by dudesfunny May 12, 2011

Samadick

Another way of saying " Suck my dick" without getting caught.

" Nigga Samadick"

by Swagg3rBabii August 23, 2009

slamdickshit

when ones hunter goes all rammed in

oh slamdickshit issi baht

by CraggyAnut February 23, 2009