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Shamudick 

Pronounced; Sha-moo-dihk

A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.

The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
Taylor: Eee-eee-eee-i-ee-i (whilst waving his penis around)

EvilOne: It's the shamudick!
Shamudick by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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An unusually small penis on an unusually big guy.
Shaq is said to have a shaqdick.
shaqdick by mantell November 19, 2006
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shudickups 

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Spamdick 

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Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick
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Swampdick 

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.
Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass
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Samadick 

Another way of saying " Suck my dick" without getting caught.
" Nigga Samadick"
Samadick by Swagg3rBabii August 23, 2009

slamdickshit 

when ones hunter goes all rammed in
oh slamdickshit issi baht
slamdickshit by CraggyAnut February 23, 2009