Shrumpdink

The original Native American name for Wordle before the “White Man” colonized the game and subjugated it to centuries of flavorless potato-based food.

Native 1: “you down for some shrumpdink?”
Native 2: “i love shrumpdink, sure! My first guess is… Bison!”

by soacoon March 9, 2022

Shlumpadinka

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.

"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.

by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008

Shrumding

A name for a man with a small Ding

Shrumding is soo cool you guys.

by Crybo November 29, 2019

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

shlumpadinka

Word created by Oprah Winfrey referring to a woman who dresses as though she has completely given up.

My girlfriend is a shlumpadinka, she wears nothing but sweats

by emilypsmith February 20, 2008

shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.

Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019