Shripe

Used as a very random verb, adjective or noun

1. What the shripe are you doing ?
2. Get near my shripe and i will slap you across the face like a little bitch!
3. Im gonna go for a shripe.
4 That's extremely shripish.

by soviet jesus February 3, 2013

ogre shrine

An ogre shrine ,often known as something you accidentally summon whilst watching shrek 2, is a temple to go to when you're down in the dumps.
OGRE SHRINE
To escape the ogre shrine just say "OGRE AND OUT"

GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING OGRE SHRINE, said Anne Dwane when stuck in the exit at the Ogre shrine

by Ooan Padderly October 25, 2019

stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.

Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!

by latinmaster December 16, 2011

Shrine God

A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.

IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.

Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 31, 2021

Shraped

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

dindu shrine

A shrine dedicated to those who dindu nuffins. The shrine denotes location of homicide victim . Site consists of published condolences proclaiming ("he dindu nuffin" "he was a good boy", " aspiring rapper", "he was a loving father of 12", "local pharmaceutical salesman"aka street pharmacist). The Shrine usally littered with objects of the deceased favorite alcoholic beverages, basket ball jersey of his favorite team, flowers, ball caps.

We are here on the corner of 9th and park street. Where a 19 year old youth was gun downed. Authority's say it is gang related. We are here with friends and relatives at the location of the dindu shrine. They are proclaiming he was a good boy that dindu nuffins and was about to release his first album next month.

by thedogshitbandit August 9, 2016

A Sir Stripe

A Sir Stripe is relationship situation where an older male, often a dominant male mentors a younger female, often a submissive female in the arts of kinky sex.

A Sir Stripe relationship most often includes kinky sex sadomasochist play, often a Master slave relationship.

by bcp4058 May 23, 2011