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An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.
I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.
by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019
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A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.
I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.
by PedoBear3000 August 9, 2019
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Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.
Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1
by PedoBear3000 August 9, 2019
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A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.
by PedoBear3000 October 24, 2019
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A quadriplegic with no arms or legs. Resembles a Mc Donalds chicken mc'nugget.
The Nugget Man attempted to swim in the pool, but with the lack of arms and legs, he promptly sank to the bottom and drowned.
by PedoBear3000 February 13, 2019
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