PedoBear3000's definitions

Erraculous

When you get an miraculous erection larger than normal and can last up to six hours.

My girlfriend skull fucked me last night for 6 hours with her erraculous.

by PedoBear3000 February 6, 2019

Shraped

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

Nugget Man

A quadriplegic with no arms or legs. Resembles a Mc Donalds chicken mc'nugget.

The Nugget Man attempted to swim in the pool, but with the lack of arms and legs, he promptly sank to the bottom and drowned.

by PedoBear3000 February 13, 2019

Meaty Lasagne

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Mat Oldfield

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.

Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Peanut Butter

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.

I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.

by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019

Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019