Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres
Nut-tella Serves 1
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres
Nut-tella Serves 1
by PedoBear3000 August 08, 2019
Get the Nut-tella mug.A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.
I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.
by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019
Get the Peanut Butter mug.I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.
by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019
Get the Shraped mug.A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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Get the Erraculous mug.The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'
'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the Chel-Mito mug.Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.
by PedoBear3000 October 23, 2019
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