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A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.
I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.
by PedoBear3000 August 9, 2019
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A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.
Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.
I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.
by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019
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A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.
I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.
by PedoBear3000 June 28, 2019
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Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.
Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1
by PedoBear3000 August 9, 2019
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A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'
'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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