Shriner 

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

Shriner by toniwithaneye May 7, 2009

shriner 

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

shriner by Zach February 6, 2007

Shriner 

Lighting a cigarette the wrong way.
Lighting a cigarette on the filter end rather than the tobacco end.

Someone accidentally lighting a cigarette on the end on the filter resulting in ruining the cigarette, which is the act of performing a Shriner.

Shriner by huggiesfromdubv December 18, 2010

shriner 

A very stingy and selfish person.

"I can't believe that guy cut you off. He's such a shriner."

shriner by hughmonger February 6, 2007

shriner club 

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts. It means these niggas some clown ass dudes

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts.

shriner club by Stillpeddling April 21, 2017

Scott Shriner 

The current bassist for weezer. He used to play bass in Vanilla Ice's back up band.

Man, I'm totally getting Scott Shriner's autograph.

Scott Shriner by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

scott shriner 

hXc bassist for weezer. He is flippin' awesome. He deserves a grammy for awesomeness.

He is just so hXc, and he can rock the bass HARD, move over mikey and matt.

scott shriner by webmaster February 28, 2005