Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp 

(/'ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp)

Muthurfuhckarhese for WOMP-WOMP-WOMP

Man, that pussy/ass/your mother's mouth and/or armpits were so wet, each thrust was juicier than insert another crude joke or description here, the old dick just kept hitting it: Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp!

Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp by Mikeoksin Tumadresculo April 13, 2025

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

shlomp 

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

shlomp by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004

Shwlomp 

when you or your friend is doing it with a camel

"dude, chad is shwlomping a camel again"

Shwlomp by Shwlompingursister September 7, 2020

Shlomp 

buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

Shlomp by Lavawarrior December 18, 2009

shlomp 

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

shlomp by papadabz January 4, 2021

Shlomp 

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

Shlomp by Dre Tears April 25, 2010