by jjmchobo May 10, 2011
A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.
Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
by sploppers August 28, 2006
A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
by Viewtiful Joe January 20, 2005
best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.
by skin May 16, 2005
by CrazyJedi April 3, 2005
(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.
by YaBoyCheesecake November 6, 2017
by Pawleene Pinkieshy August 5, 2015