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A giant maze with furniture inside it.
guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.
by jjmchobo May 09, 2011
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A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"
by ghetto500 July 20, 2003
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Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."
OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."
by [HD]LG August 13, 2009
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(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.
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by YaBoyCheesecake November 07, 2017
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IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
by Triple J May 01, 2005
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