Splomp

Splomp - The word used to describe chucking a miniature Mark XVII thermonuclear bomb at the speed of light towards one thing, person, or creature.

'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.

Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I'm about to Splomp these children.

Splomp by 1waffley May 24, 2024

Sploopity Sploosh 

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

Sploopity Sploosh by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

Splorp

Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.

*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!

Splorp by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022

Splamph

Ejaculation, result of male orgasm, Sperm

Following last nights session she was covered in splamph!

Splamph by Kaostheory777 March 8, 2008

Splom 

(verb) to ramble on for ages about stuff that no one cares about.
(noun) the subject that no one cares about that a person is talking about

splommer (n): one who sploms
splomee (n): receiver of splom

Guy 1: oh man have you met tony? he's such a splommer!
Guy 2: oh i know! he just started splomming to me one day about how his day was! I don't give a shit about how his day was!
Guy 1: man, i fucking hate splommers

Splom by PMiddy May 28, 2010

Romp Slompin 

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.

Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.

Romp Slompin by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010