Shwlomp 

when you or your friend is doing it with a camel

"dude, chad is shwlomping a camel again"

Shwlomp by Shwlompingursister September 7, 2020

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

[shlompa] 

another word for slut, hoe, or any other girl that sleeps around with many guys

used when other shlompas are around

Guy #1 - dude whos that girl over there making out with blake, wasnt she just getting with roman

Guy #2 - yep, shes a shlompa

[shlompa] by roman and bratsiya January 1, 2009

shwoomper 

A slave are child that has no civil rights and is illegally bought.

"how do I get this stupid shwoomper out of my basement??"

shwoomper by ronkybonky January 10, 2022

shlomp 

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

shlomp by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004

shclomple 

A word for being very stinky and or ugly

That guy over there is very shclomple

shclomple by Shclomper January 14, 2021

Shlomp 

buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

Shlomp by Lavawarrior December 18, 2009