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shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.
barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp
A SIMP and a Pimp combined.
Aaron is such a Splimp dude.
Splimp by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020
splimp means what ever you want it to mean. It can be used how ever want.
1) Splimp mothafucka!

2) Wanna go splimping later?
3) this dude just got splimped!
Splimp by Littledick123 August 8, 2016
A joint rolled large enough to share with all the people. Enough marijuana rolled for several people to get very high.
Snoop rolls a tight Splimpf for his entourage, so that it will burn even and long.
Splimpf by Berndt August 23, 2016

shlimpop vacation 

THis shlimpop vacation has been carried out for entirely too long...
shlimpop vacation by Pat Don May 13, 2005
The thing i'd like to do to you on saturday nights.
Lets shlimp it.