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Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
by Lavawarrior December 18, 2009
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Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
by Dre Tears April 25, 2010
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Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008
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"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
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are you shlomping?”
by papadabz January 4, 2021
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by danny cadman April 26, 2003
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Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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