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Showoof

When you try to show off but embarrass the shit out of yourself.
Nate tried to show off his newfound horseback riding skills at his 5 year old cousins birthday party but he fell off and got his dick trampled on by the horse.
Nate is a showoof.
by Scotian giraffe December 8, 2020
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Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....
"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!
by daldab February 12, 2012
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showoff

Describing somebody as a show-off carries an implicit endorsement of their capability: someone can only "show off" if they actually have something to show. An individual who seeks attention that they are not perceived to deserve is usually described much more dismissively as an attention-seeker or loudmouth
Jane: I bought a new car, i have money and i can have everything i want.
Lu: /showoff
by chumpy;x October 31, 2011
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Facebook Showoff

An extreme obnoxious attention starved person on facebook that posts every picture of any gift that they receive from anyone,but tries to make it "seem" they are showing appreciation for the gift when they are really just showing everyone and really saying " LOOK WHAT I GOT" In hopes of people clicking "like" and asking questions about the gift.
Get off the computer ASSHOLE! I'm trying to post a pic of this 5 cent button Joe bought me!!

No!! , this is the 6th time already today you have posted a picture, your such a facebook showoff!!!!
by butteryobiscuit June 1, 2011
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showoffable

A female or male whom is worthy to be posted on your social media page.
Look Fam I’m telling you, Kim is showoffable.
by Ya The Barber November 5, 2018
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Showoffer

someone who likes to show off a lot
He is such a showoffer.
by 4pink January 2, 2017
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shwoofty

an adjective that means something is extremely messy or windblown
example:

*Jan comes in the door*

guy #1 "Whoa, Jans hair is all shwoofty today!"

guy #2 *shakes head*

guy #2 "Bummer."
by Mindyscenekid October 23, 2006
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