showoff 

Describing somebody as a show-off carries an implicit endorsement of their capability: someone can only "show off" if they actually have something to show. An individual who seeks attention that they are not perceived to deserve is usually described much more dismissively as an attention-seeker or loudmouth

Jane: I bought a new car, i have money and i can have everything i want.
Lu: /showoff

showoff by chumpy;x October 31, 2011

Showoff 

A loser with no self image and no life at all. Or an exquisit food prepared with the hair of cartman. Or to kill the evil biotch CARTMAN

Man I hate showoffs I kill

Showoff by Homefrog October 29, 2003

Showoff 

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

Showoff by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Facebook Showoff 

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....

"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!

Facebook Showoff by daldab February 12, 2012

Facebook Showoff 

An extreme obnoxious attention starved person on facebook that posts every picture of any gift that they receive from anyone,but tries to make it "seem" they are showing appreciation for the gift when they are really just showing everyone and really saying " LOOK WHAT I GOT" In hopes of people clicking "like" and asking questions about the gift.

Get off the computer ASSHOLE! I'm trying to post a pic of this 5 cent button Joe bought me!!

No!! , this is the 6th time already today you have posted a picture, your such a facebook showoff!!!!

Facebook Showoff by butteryobiscuit June 1, 2011

facebook showoff 

when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails

"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."

facebook showoff by supersoaker609 August 25, 2011

backstage showoff 

somebody who shows off in everyday conversation without bluntly bragging.

I was soooo mad I couldn't run a 5:00 minute mile. I was so far off (10 seconds) - Kenzo Esquivel
Wow what a backstage showoff - Mr. T

backstage showoff by Kesquievel February 20, 2011